It's days like today that I'm glad we only have a worship service once on a Sunday. That comment probably doesn't bode well with some of you, but when you're in church for 5 hours on a Sunday - well, that explains it really. I mean, imagine 10 hours of church!
So the story of today is this. Did my usual Sunday morning routine. Up around 6:30, listened to a podcast, courtesy of my brother-in-law. Our download allowance (and internet speed on slowband) limits our internet usage to emails, skype and a bit of blogging. I'm infinitely thankful to my brother-in-law, but I also download to my hearts content once a year when I go to NZ. Yusss lots of sermons and good podcasts. This morning's was another one from
RZIM. It was a Q&A session about a book which, even though I listened to the podcast this morning, I can't remember the name of the book! (I'm getting old!). They were discussing this book that pretty much apparently said that hell isn't really real and in fact goes against Jesus' message and mission. So in the podcast they're talking about God's justice and love. Here's a good quote which I did write down.
"A God without wrath
Brings men without sin
Into a kingdom without justice
through the ministrations of a Christ without a cross."
Nicely put! Shows why the idea is so nonsensical. Another thing I thought was funny (in the cool sense) was that the guy was talking about how we have a very romantic notion of love, February 14 kind of love. Modern humanity would translate John 3:16 to say, "God so loved the world that he sent roses... and wrote poetry."
Anyway, the podcast was very interesting and encouraging in reminding me that of course, God is just. He has to be. But oh the depths of his love (not Feb 14 love) to us!
Anyway, then it was breakfast and the usual rush of getting ready. I left an hour before Jair and Theresa, because I had volunteered to help out with Sunday school (hence I was at church for a whole 5 hours).
Ok, so got to church at Quarter to Nine (it wasn't till Quarter to 12 that I actually started counting). Sunday School was cool - never taught it in my life, don't think I ever will, teaching children really isn't my thing (which I why I chose to be a secondary school teacher once a long time ago in a dull moment of my life - what was I thinking??? ) but it was neat to be a part of Sunday School today.
Then around Quarter to Ten (in case you're wondering why I'm incorrectly capitlising Qs here, it's because I really like the capital Q - it's really rather elegant), Sunday school had ended and we waited as people turned up for the service. I didn't know this before, but actually, some people arrive early to church, some people (like us) just in the nick of time, and most people 4-20 minutes late. Although, technically, is it late if they haven't started yet because they're waiting for you? In this case the visiting pastor and his gang were late, but that's ok - it's a relationship not time oriented culture. And this time they explained why we were starting late. Last week we sat wondering for 40 minutes when the service would start.
Ok, so a visiting person lead the service. It went on as per usual. We had I think 5 different choirs (including the funny little song I had taught the Sunday School). That was nice. The whole time I'm gently pushing Theresa in her pram furiously hoping she'll fall asleep - she didn't:( Then we had a bracket of songs and then the visiting Pastor started preaching. Eleven Forty.
As you say in Pijin, go, go, go, gooooo, go, go... This one went on for rather a while, and I still am at a loss as to what the passage he preached from actually had to do with the Will of God - which was what he was talking about. Hmm. Now I see why good old fashioned, line by line, passage by passage, expositional teaching of the word of God in a classically Reformed three point sermon is just such a wonderful thing. To all those pastors whose sermons I've listened to in the past - thank you. I might have been bored at the time, but never again will I sit in a long yet faithful-to-the-text sermon and get annoyed. Oh that pastors and laymen here had even a tenth of the knowledge of sermon writing and basic Scriptural understanding that my pastors at home have! (As a remedy, I spent an hour in the afternoon tanking up on a sermon on election from last year's Easter convention in Hamilton, NZ while I was doing crochet. Ah bliss.)
Twelve Forty. He's still going. I'm seriously starting to have issues here. Mostly it's internal - why can't I just be patient and try my absolute hardest to listen to the jolly sermon. Eventually he finishes - but then, to my dread, he brings up another choir! Don't get me wrong, I love the singing, but by this time (this is where I start counting) I've been in Church for THREE HOURS! Ok, this is worse than the Amish. And I haven't eaten in FOUR AND A HALF HOURS. Not even a coffee break! The song the choir sings has one verse, which is repeated twice, then a chorus which is repeated twice, and then the whole thing is repeated 3 times!! By the third time, I'm starting to think that that whole Reformed 3 thing is a bit over the top. Let's just sing it once, a?! And I'm getting really annoyed. Now I'm really showing my true colours - and also feeling deeply guilty and repentant about how annoyed I'm feeling that I've been in church for three hours and counting and there doesn't seem to be an end in sight.
Finally, at about the three and a half hour mark, the Pastor (bless his heart) starts us off in united prayer for whatever is on our heart. The church erupts in this loud mass of voices and I'm praying that the whole thing will end soon. That's probably not a good prayer request but it does work sometimes. Or else God works in my heart and I realise that I don't want it to end so very quickly after all.
Halfway through that song, a woman with wild blond hair stood up the front weeping. After the united prayer, everyone else sat down, but she didn't. Instead she started talking, and the place was still as she told her story. I was on the edge of the seat. By this time, I'm glad that I've been in church for three and a half hours. It was worth all that time to hear her story.
She said, in language with someone translating - she didn't feel very confident in her pijin - that she was a New Soul. Come down from the heathens in Koio. She was born and raised there, worshipped the devil all her life. She said that they knew that no matter how many pigs they killed, the devil would never be happy with it. He was an impossible, dark, task master.
Then she was called by God. Her husband got really sick, so they went down the bush to the coast, to where the Christians - and the hospital - are. And there they became Christians. She was literally fragrant with the freedom that Christ had brought her when He bought her. It reminded me of the woman who Jesus said, had been forgiven much, who loved Him so much. I was shameful of my annoyance at the long sermon and long songs. Like she came down from the heathens in the bush, it feels like I need to come down from my own sense of what is acceptable, and what works well, and what we should put up with, and find freedom in Christ - the freedom that gives grace to others.
After she shared, we sang another song, had the notices and then waited for the shared lunch. I took the opportunity while the other women were getting things ready to have a chat to Salome (her baptised name) or Depidi - her original language name from before she became a Christian. She is hungry for the Word of God though she can't read. She said she knows her ABCs. I wished that she was staying long enough in the area that I could teach her to read. If the change in her life is just from the freedom and grace, and the Spirit of God, imagine how great that would become if she also could read the Word of God. If only we treasured the simple skill of reading as much as she.
Anyway, we had a nice shared lunch - I think you know from past posts what a shared lunch means in this culture. I've finally clicked on to the kind of quantity I should bring, nothing like the measly platter I would have surrendered were I in the west. I made a massive, double big batch of chocolate cake and there was enough to go around.
By the time I had got home, it was 2 o clock. I had been at church for a total of 5 hours, but it was worth it to see and be inspired and encouraged by the new soul, Salome, whose freedom from satan and the old way of life was so marked in her new life in Christ.
but... I'm glad we only had one service ;)